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Guglu.

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<i>Say it, Amol.</i>

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<i>You must say it today.</i>

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<i>You don't have any more place</i>
<i>in your belly to keep a secret.</i>

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"What have you done?"

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"How did this happen?"

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That's what you asked me.

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-Guglu, please--
-It was easy for you…

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to let me go after getting me pregnant.

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<i>Me?</i>

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<i>You left after getting me pregnant.</i>

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I spent all these days alone.

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-Guglu, even I--
-Each night…

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How not to get pregnant.

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"Keep your pull-out game strong."

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A slip in time saves nine.

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"Don't use expired condoms."

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When it blows, you will be screwed!

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"Don't do it drunk."

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A short attention span
is a recipe for disaster.

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But, no.

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All of you did all of these!

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But we're here for a PTA meeting.

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I have to bear the brunt of your mistakes.

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Next time if anyone gets pregnant,

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and sends their kid to this school…

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then they will be facing my wrath.

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Dismissed!

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Mom, why are you crying?

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I'm pregnant.

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What is all this melodrama?

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If there's something Amol sir said,
he must be right.

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God.

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By the way,
congratulations on the pregnancy.

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{\an8}So, you'll complain about me?

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{\an8}Look at this.

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{\an8}Red, blue, yellow, green black.

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{\an8}All these colors move ahead in life.

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{\an8}But this white color pencil,

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{\an8}which is good for nothing,

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{\an8}stays in the box.

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{\an8}And all of you…

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{\an8}are like this white color pencil.

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{\an8}Bloody useless!

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{\an8}How dare you!

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{\an8}That's ghastly racist of you!

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{\an8}You come from the land of Gandhi.

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{\an8}And don't forget,

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{\an8}white lives also matter!

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{\an8}Kneel!

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{\an8}Down! Down!

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Bend down! Bend down!

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Why weren't you born as an adult?

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What did I do, sir?

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Sir…

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{\an8}I finished 20 rounds clockwise.

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Now 20 rounds anti-clockwise.

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Go!

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Ashu Sharma!

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Did I give you a water break?

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You seem to have
an unlimited supply of tears.

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Hold it.

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And fill it up to the brim

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with your tears!

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Fill it.

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Come on!

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{\an8}Would he treat his own children
the same way?

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God, don't bless anyone
with a father like him.

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Kneel!

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-Koni… wear the cap.
-Let's be kids again.

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Put on the cap, Koni.

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-Put on the cap, Koni.
-Where is Guglu? I haven't seen her.

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You mean, Chef Guglu.

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Hey, that's a beautiful cake!

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There was a time when
Guglu couldn't even boil water.

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She couldn't make
those instant teas either!

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And now look at this
beautiful cake she baked.

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I ordered the cake.

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But don't tell Amol.

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Clever!

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-He'll be here any minute now.
-Come on.

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Come on.

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Jinx.

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Bloody thief!

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I am not a thief.

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I am your father-in-law.

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Sorry, Father.
I didn't see you.

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<i>Happy birthday to you!</i>

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<i>Happy birthday to you!</i>

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<i>These guys are back again</i>
<i>to hog on the free cake.</i>

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<i>They have nothing better to do.</i>

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<i>Look at him.</i>

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<i>Wearing a cap over a cap!</i>

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<i>-Oh, God!</i>
-Khargosh!

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Khargosh! God knows where he is.

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-Khargosh!
-Khargosh!

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Stop yelling!

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Hey!

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Yelling leads to heart attacks
in older people.

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The doctors say so.

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Why didn't you add enough salt?

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It is a little burnt.

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Are you even listening to what I'm saying?

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You don't sprinkle salt over burnt areas!

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<i>-You liked the joke?</i>
-Dad.

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<i>-I'm not surprised.</i>
-Your mother will someday

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dent my body by nudging me!

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Guglu…

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why don't you ever come home, my child?

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I really miss you.

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<i>They can start begging</i>
<i>for a child any second.</i>

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Dad, pass me some Coke.

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Coke…

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Son, fill her up.

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I mean fill her glass with Coke.

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<i>They only have one topic.</i>

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We have been insisting
for so long. Fill it up!

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Look at this.

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One guy can't stop sneezing,

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and the other one is controlling his.

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Mom, don't make any
comments about his sneezing.

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We have been sneezing
even before the wedding.

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Mamta!

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Ours was like an automatic car.

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Before anyone could
make any requests,

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we would already have a couple of kids.

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Bravo!

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Kavita's poetry!

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Come on, let's cut the cake.

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Alright. Come on.

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Maybe next time,

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your kid would be cutting
the cake with you.

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You never know!

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Or maybe next time,
there will be one less person here.

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You never know!

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-That is rude, son!
-Yes.

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<i>Since you are sneezing so much,</i>

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<i>why don't you fulfill their desire?</i>

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-Jinx.
-No.

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<i>What did you gift Amol?</i>

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<i>I'll give it to him</i>
<i>in the room at night.</i>

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<i>Where are the condoms?</i>

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<i>This one's empty as well.</i>

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<i>My heart is crazy for you</i>

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<i>A gust of wind</i>
<i>Has turned into a storm</i>

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<i>Tonight, I will turn</i>
<i>All my dreams into reality</i>

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<i>For you</i>
<i>I have sacrificed my slumber</i>

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<i>My curls are craving fire</i>

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<i>I am gonna love you too much</i>

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<i>Kiss me!</i>
<i>Touch me!</i>

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<i>Kiss me!</i>
<i>Touch me!</i>

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<i>The night is young</i>
<i>My body is burning</i>

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<i>This fervor of love</i>
<i>Won't let you sleep</i>

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<i>The night is young</i>
<i>My body is burning</i>

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<i>This fervor of love</i>
<i>Won't let you sleep</i>

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<i>Bikini body, bikini body</i>
<i>Bikini body, yeah!</i>

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<i>My bikini body</i>
<i>Bikini body</i>

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<i>Kiss me!</i>

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<i>I'm your hottie</i>

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<i>Come on and touch my soul</i>

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<i>I'm so naughty</i>

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<i>Tonight is the night that we roll</i>

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<i>Let there be some mischief</i>

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<i>Love me properly</i>

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<i>Don't be shy</i>
<i>Don't hesitate</i>

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<i>Just take me in your arms</i>

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<i>Kiss me!</i>

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<i>Kiss me!</i>
<i>Touch me!</i>

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<i>Kiss me!</i>
<i>Touch me!</i>

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<i>The night's young</i>
<i>My body is burning</i>

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<i>This fervor of love</i>
<i>Won't let you sleep</i>

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<i>The night's young</i>
<i>My body is burning</i>

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<i>This fervor of love won't let you sleep…</i>

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Are you running away?

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I was trying to.

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Go ahead…

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and put out all the fire.

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You don't love me one bit.

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<i>I don't.</i>

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<i>All my wedding vows</i>

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<i>were out of hatred.</i>

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Enough.

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All of this that you are doing…

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none of this is for me.

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You are doing it for a child!

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Well, I have to bear a child, not you!

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<i>Do you want me</i>
<i>to get pregnant?</i>

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You are so weird.

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Even the mention of kids
sends chills down your spine!

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They will keep laughing
and playing around.

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What other games
do they want to play?

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Haven't they played
with my life enough?

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You…

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It was my selection
for county cricket.

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County cricket.

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They broke my leg and
shattered my dreams with a single balloon!

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I know,

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Amol…

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I have been trying really hard

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to at least get a job as a coach.

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I want to train older boys and
let them play county cricket.

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But look at my fate.

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I have been stuck
as a PE for little kids.

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And now, you want me
to have kids at home!

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Why are you screwing up our present

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for what happened in the past
and the future that's undecided?

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<i>Why do you want to add kids</i>
<i>to this little gang of ours?</i>

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Go ahead.

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Fill my life with darkness.

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<i>Why does she keep</i>
<i>bothering me for kids?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Frustrated wife badgers her husband</i>
<i>to death with a rolling pin.</i>

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<i>And she used the same rolling pin</i>
<i>to roll bread for dinner.</i>

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<i>This is the bloody rolling pin.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The bloody rolling pin.</i>

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Turn that off!

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Bro, don't vent your frustration
on my Romila.

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<i>And I am watching everything…</i>

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It is an oddly complicated matter.

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We have discussed it a hundred times.

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I don't want kids.

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This isn't the first time I said it.

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You cannot hide someone's condoms
and have your own way!

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In fact, I should be furious.

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I have been conspired against!

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And I am standing out here, with you!

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I never said no to romance.

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But having a kid is the issue.

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I hate kids!

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Happy birthday, bro!

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<i>Look, Amol, you are safe</i>
<i>as long as you are out here.</i>

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<i>Once you go inside,</i>

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<i>you won't be able to come out.</i>

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<i>Now you decide,</i>

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<i>to go or not to go.</i>

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<i>You made it up the stairs,</i>

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<i>but don't go in.</i>

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00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,500
<i>Once you go in,</i>

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<i>there is no way out.</i>

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00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,250
<i>Listen to me,</i>

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00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,416
<i>go back.</i>

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00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,666
<i>Good, good.</i>

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00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,750
<i>I will quietly lie on the sofa.</i>

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00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,000
<i>But she was crying inconsolably.</i>

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<i>It is that time to be together</i>

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<i>We are miles apart</i>
<i>But our hearts are close</i>

248
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:33,625
<i>Give approval to my love</i>

249
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:39,291
<i>Says my crazy heart</i>

250
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:45,875
<i>Says my crazy heart</i>

251
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,458
Go away.

252
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,458
You are out of your mind,

253
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,625
and I have to pay for it.

254
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,916
Next time if I bother you,

255
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,833
I'm willing to pay for it too.

256
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,875
<i>It is a sign from God.</i>

257
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,250
<i>Things can go awfully wrong.</i>

258
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:18,625
<i>You know what,</i>

259
00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:19,708
<i>let's just get out of here.</i>

260
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:24,666
<i>Sneaking to the rooftop</i>

261
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,875
<i>In the late evenings</i>

262
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:36,375
<i>Sneaking to the rooftop</i>

263
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,583
<i>In the late evenings</i>

264
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,541
<i>I still remember</i>

265
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,333
<i>The way you smiled</i>

266
00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,208
<i>And stole my heart</i>

267
00:18:55,291 --> 00:19:00,166
<i>Sneaking to the rooftop</i>

268
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:05,708
<i>In the late evenings</i>

269
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,666
Romila!

270
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,708
When will you be mine, Romila?

271
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,125
Romila.

272
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,583
Expiry date May 2016!

273
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:45,208
Since when do condoms
have expiry dates?!

274
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:46,958
Bro!.

275
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,625
<i>Stealing my heart.</i>

276
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:58,583
<i>Stealing my heart</i>

277
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,125
You need to take these
pills twice a day, okay?

278
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,791
-And--
-Doctor, please check my pulse as well.

279
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:15,875
Sure, why not?

280
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,375
No, I was just telling her

281
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,541
the side effects these pills
have on the kidney.

282
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:24,416
{\an8}Oh! So, what would you advise
I should go for?

283
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:25,875
Hemodialysis?

284
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,541
Peritoneal dialysis?

285
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,250
{\an8}Immunofixation blood test?

286
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,291
{\an8}Whatever!
Only if you say so, Doctor!

287
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,708
{\an8}Only if you say so.

288
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:35,750
Dr. Satsangi, the next patient is waiting.

289
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,666
By the way,

290
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,875
{\an8}these are not pills.

291
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,291
{\an8}I was giving these to you
instead of toffees.

292
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,875
{\an8}Congratulations!
He knows everything.

293
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,916
{\an8}He'll take care of your delivery, okay?

294
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,083
{\an8}Please leave.

295
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,750
-Doctor!
-Yeah?

296
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,208
Guglu is complaining of terrible cramps.

297
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,000
So, I set her up for an ultrasound.

298
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,375
-Please have a look.
-Okay.

299
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,458
-Good morning, Doctor!
-Good morning.

300
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:05,375
Okay, so I have applied the gel.
Should we start?

301
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,416
Yes.

302
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,500
Just call Romila and tell her
I'll do the interview two hours earlier.

303
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,166
Sir, she just called
and canceled the interview.

304
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,208
What?!

305
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,833
{\an8}Canceled?!

306
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:16,750
{\an8}When?!

307
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:17,708
Last night.

308
00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:20,166
{\an8}Last night is just… just…

309
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,875
{\an8}She's done that the tenth time!

310
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,083
That bitch!

311
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,333
{\an8}Twentieth time, sir.

312
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,375
I delivered 43 babies in a single day
with these hands.

313
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,583
Doesn't she feel
this is worth covering?

314
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,416
This is a record of sorts.

315
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,125
{\an8}Sir, I requested her to do the interview.

316
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,291
{\an8}But she told me she's got
more important things to cover.

317
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,625
{\an8}Yeah, of course!
There are important things.

318
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:46,583
{\an8}Yes, sir.

319
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,125
{\an8}She is attending the funeral
of the Queen's dog.

320
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,250
Yeah, of course.

321
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:51,916
That is also important.

322
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,958
Very… important.

323
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,500
Even I felt so!

324
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,458
Sir, I think it's a stone.

325
00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:09,458
It's not a stone, darling.
It's a baby.

326
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,375
-What?!
-You are going to be a mother.

327
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,791
You are pregnant.
Congratulations!

328
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,208
What?

329
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,333
I mean, is it true?

330
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,583
Yeah. Look at it.

331
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:21,541
{\an8}Oh my God!

332
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,791
But we were using protection.

333
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:30,166
Life and condoms
are full of surprises, baby.

334
00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:42,250
Long live the revolution!

335
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,958
Long live the revolution!

336
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,833
Long live the revolution!

337
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:51,916
Be the change
you wish to see in the world!

338
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,083
"Dear Elizabeth and countrymen…

339
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:07,833
It is with profound grief that
I would like to inform you

340
00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:10,833
that my mental condition is in danger.

341
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:14,291
I have been sent to the asylum twice,

342
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,500
but I was thrown out of there as well."

343
00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,916
"They've never made me the coach.

344
00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:21,375
But I request you

345
00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:23,041
to donate generously

346
00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:27,583
for my upcoming brain transplant.

347
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:30,916
Otherwise, I'll jump to death
from the school rooftop.

348
00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:37,083
Killjoy, Amol Khote.

349
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,583
Accepting Paytm, GPay, bank transfer.

350
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:41,916
Prefer cash."

351
00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:45,708
-Clever!
-It's okay, Mr. Khote.

352
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:49,166
As long as you realize
you are a lunatic.

353
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,125
You could have asked me directly.

354
00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:53,791
We would have made
adjustments post surgery.

355
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,208
But I didn't write any of this, sir.

356
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,833
These kids have written it!

357
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:57,833
Sir, us?

358
00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:00,208
{\an8}Why would we do such a thing?

359
00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:04,000
{\an8}If we step on an ant,

360
00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:07,750
{\an8}we immediately give it first aid.

361
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,291
Angels.

362
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,250
Who are you?

363
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,208
Answer!

364
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,125
JJ, 5B.

365
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:16,208
I didn't ask for your username.

366
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,666
Jigar Janardhan, 5B.

367
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,833
-Nice name.
-"Nice name!"

368
00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:23,875
Are you a principal or a pendulum?

369
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:26,791
I have never been so
humiliated in my life before.

370
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:28,708
I am crazy!

371
00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:31,625
I'm tired of telling you this.

372
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,166
Yes, and I'm tired of hearing it!

373
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,625
"If you let me coach high school kids,

374
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,541
County Seven would have
won the World Cup by now!"

375
00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:40,833
It's all engraved on my mind!

376
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:43,208
{\an8}But I'm stuck here
with these little delinquents!

377
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,875
-I understand.
-To hell with your understanding!

378
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,375
Are you going to do something or not?

379
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,791
Am I crazy?

380
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,375
-Am I crazy?!
-Answer!

381
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:51,375
Maybe.

382
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,416
Maybe?! You little…

383
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,541
What is going on here, sir?

384
00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,291
There's a door there.

385
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,916
You never told me about it.

386
00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:04,500
This is not fair, sir.

387
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,458
Should I check your
birth charts as well?

388
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,541
Recently I have been
offering two birth charts

389
00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:16,041
complimentary on a single veneration.

390
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,541
There's nothing to check.

391
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:21,166
God has answered our prayers.

392
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,791
May peace and tranquility prevail.
May peace…

393
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:31,333
Don't know about peace,
but I see signs of war.

394
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:32,333
What happened, Amol?

395
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:33,541
What else?

396
00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:35,666
These kids have
made my life miserable.

397
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,583
I want to crush them.

398
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,458
Khargosh, let's go make
a hot cup of tea for Amol

399
00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:45,916
so that he calms down.

400
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,500
Don't walk at a snail's pace.
Hurry up.

401
00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:54,958
What's this?

402
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,833
It is very close.

403
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,166
Who?

404
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,666
<i>Rahu.</i>

405
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,500
Are you going to cook this for dinner?

406
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,125
No, it is his piles report.

407
00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,750
He went to see the doctor yesterday.

408
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,541
He's embarrassed to talk about it.

409
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,083
Impossible.

410
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:30,458
According to my calculations,
you cannot have piles.

411
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:34,000
You are currently
in the phase of causing pain,

412
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,333
not enduring any.

413
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:36,875
Show me the reports.

414
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,083
They are yours, right? Show me.

415
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,458
These are pregnancy reports.

416
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,500
-Whose?
-Guglu's…

417
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,708
Guglu's sister… Mamta's.

418
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,250
Come on, sir. I think you are
in the phase of causing pain.

419
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,833
-Come on.
-Look…

420
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,958
you are already getting affected by it.

421
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,166
-By what?
-<i>Rahu.</i>

422
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,500
It is just you. Come on.

423
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:01,541
-Leave me.
-Move. Come on.

424
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,166
What do you think you are doing?!

425
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,708
I'm teaching you a lesson.

426
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:08,541
-Throw him outside.
-Demon, will be doomed!

427
00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:22,333
You were in a bad mood, so…

428
00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:26,625
-Never mind. Congratulations--
-How did this happen?

429
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,083
We always use protection.

430
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,250
How did this…

431
00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,125
No.

432
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:38,000
No?

433
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,208
Never!

434
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:44,666
Just because you don't want it?

435
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,166
And why am I afraid to tell you this?

436
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,375
It's a good thing.
You should be happy.

437
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,791
But you have forgotten
how to be happy and loving.

438
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:04,500
I cannot do this.

439
00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,333
But it's done now, Amol.

440
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,041
You may be prepared to be a mother,
but I'm reluctant to be a father!

441
00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,291
Then when will you be?

442
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,916
Do you have an answer?

443
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:19,541
Just because you are dumb,
doesn't mean I have to be deaf.

444
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,958
I can hear my feelings.

445
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:27,500
I have always supported you.

446
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,750
But if there's something I need,

447
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,375
what do we do about it?

448
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,583
It would have made you happier

449
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:40,208
if I had aborted the child
and come to you.

450
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,208
<i>Let it be, Amol.</i>

451
00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,041
<i>Don't say anything.</i>

452
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,416
Please say you wouldn't be happy.

453
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,166
No.

454
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:53,958
Please.

455
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,041
Please just say
you wouldn't be happy.

456
00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,583
<i>Leave it. It will</i>
<i>be like fanning the fire.</i>

457
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:01,958
Tell me that…

458
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,458
you wouldn't be happy.

459
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:08,541
Please, for my sake,
tell me that you wouldn't be happy.

460
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,625
Say you wouldn't
be happy, Amol.

461
00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:22,541
Please…

462
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:26,958
I cannot live with
you in this house anymore.

463
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,000
Kavita…

464
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,750
we can't do this anymore.

465
00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:13,291
Can't we work out something?

466
00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:16,125
We love someone else.

467
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,083
Guglu.

468
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,666
Please try and understand.

469
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:22,666
And, it is not you,

470
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,416
it is not us.

471
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:26,291
It's them.

472
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:31,416
You see, these secret meetings
and secret conversations with you…

473
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,625
What if Guglu finds out?

474
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,916
You see, we cannot cheat.

475
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:43,500
It is rare for me to have
such a good connection with someone.

476
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:47,375
I penned a couple of lines
for you yesterday, Tony.

477
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,375
Please…

478
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:52,250
When relationships are so deep…

479
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,208
When relationships are so deep,

480
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,083
-how do they fall apart?
-Wow!

481
00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,625
When the heart has no bones,
how does it break apart?

482
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:02,833
-Bravo. Bravo.
-Amazing!

483
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:04,791
Hey!

484
00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:08,708
Your whistle makes my heart skip a beat!

485
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,500
You keep sending me your poems,

486
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,083
and I'll keep sending
you my recorded whistles.

487
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,208
Listen, we can be friends, right?

488
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:25,291
Relationships can't be
forged out of compulsion.

489
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,000
They're built on emotions.

490
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:28,250
Go away.

491
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,625
Let's go.

492
00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:31,916
Poor thing has been left alone.

493
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,875
<i>Look, we can discuss</i>
<i>the child later.</i>

494
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,791
<i>First, let's bring Guglu home.</i>

495
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,333
<i>It is been two months, and</i>
<i>I haven't apologized to her yet.</i>

496
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:54,791
<i>How will you do it?</i>

497
00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:00,708
Go.

498
00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:02,375
You tell her.

499
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:05,083
Wait.

500
00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:11,958
Go on, give this to her quickly.

501
00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,000
Go.

502
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,750
It is not my cup of tea.

503
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,416
I will just make things worse.

504
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,333
Maybe it is rare out here,

505
00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,125
but this is normal
for Indian pigeons.

506
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:26,791
Keep shitting on cars
for the rest of your life.

507
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:40,583
{\an8}Why did you dirty my car?

508
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,541
Sorry.

509
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,708
{\an8}So, Guglu.

510
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,458
-How are you?
-I'm fine, Doctor.

511
00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:02,500
Then why are you here?

512
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:09,375
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

513
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:10,916
I'm here for my checkup.

514
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:12,333
Then why are you alone?

515
00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:13,708
Where's Amol? Is he out?

516
00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:16,458
Yes, he is out of my life.

517
00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:20,541
Sir! The next patient
is getting very restless.

518
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,916
He's saying it's urgent.
Shall I send him in?

519
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,333
No. Ask him to relax.

520
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:26,333
-Okay?
-Sir, I tried doing that.

521
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:27,833
But he just won't listen.

522
00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:29,541
Handle it!

523
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:30,750
Okay.

524
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,416
She's so useless.

525
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,666
Sorry.

526
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,583
So, what happened?
Anything serious?

527
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:40,916
He didn't find this "good news"
to be good at all.

528
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:45,875
-Oh!
-Sir, he refused to relax.

529
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:46,833
Now what?

530
00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:49,416
You are as useless
as a fork in a soup bowl.

531
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,333
What?

532
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:51,541
Please… get out.

533
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:55,416
Please! Please understand
what I'm going through.

534
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,208
No manners, as usual!

535
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:58,500
I came here before you.

536
00:33:58,625 --> 00:33:59,666
You are Mike's mother, right?

537
00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:01,708
I will detain him.
Just stay here.

538
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,083
You already did that!

539
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,791
Please. You have to…

540
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,375
-No problem, Doctor.
-Thank you.

541
00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:10,791
Doctor.

542
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:12,541
I came in first!

543
00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:14,958
And this ridiculous maggot
just butted in!

544
00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:17,541
Amol, what is wrong with you?

545
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,583
I'm your family doctor,
but that doesn't mean

546
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,750
you can butt in whenever
and wherever you want.

547
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,208
-But, Doctor, you need to--
-Shut up, you imbecile!

548
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:26,583
Creating havoc in school,
and havoc outside.

549
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,833
You ruined my dear Mike's life.

550
00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,291
Both of you, just shut up.

551
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,041
Tell me what happened.

552
00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,416
Well, all this puking…

553
00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:36,291
it's driving me crazy.

554
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,750
Same, Doctor! Same!

555
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:40,625
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

556
00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,708
I have a job.

557
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,666
I'm constantly fatigued.

558
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,250
I have no energy.

559
00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:47,125
Ditto! Ditto!

560
00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,875
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

561
00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:53,083
I need to pee… 10,000 times a day.

562
00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:54,041
Pee too!

563
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,125
Sorry. Me too!

564
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,833
Doctor, the same things
are happening to me.

565
00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,500
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

566
00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:01,416
I think your situation
looks more serious, love.

567
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,666
I'll come back later.

568
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,666
Okay.

569
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:05,791
Doctor…

570
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,458
why are our symptoms similar?

571
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,166
Does she have food poisoning as well?

572
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,333
No. She is pregnant.

573
00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:19,041
So, you mean to say
I'm pregnant too!

574
00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:23,833
No, I want to say that
you don't have food poisoning.

575
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,875
Then what is it?

576
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,750
You guys have been running
multiple tests for over a month.

577
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,916
Random tests, antibiotics, and whatnot!

578
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,958
To hell with it!

579
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,875
Look, Amol,
these reports suggest that

580
00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:39,166
you don't have food poisoning.

581
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,708
You don't have stomach flu.

582
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,791
You don't have a gallbladder issue.

583
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,750
You don't have gastroenteritis
or appendicitis.

584
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,833
Wait, where are you going?

585
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,208
No, you continue.

586
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,000
I will come back
with Mike's mom for the delivery. Okay?

587
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,791
Delivery is too far away.

588
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,708
Before that happens, your problems like

589
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,916
puking, dizziness, fatigue may get worse.

590
00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,500
Maybe you will start
having mood swings.

591
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:09,500
Oh, you are used
to having mood swings.

592
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,416
Maybe you will have food cravings.

593
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:16,458
Maybe your belly…
will swell up. Maybe.

594
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,500
<i>There's got to be something!</i>

595
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:21,666
Maybe you are out of your mind.

596
00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:26,125
Maybe I will strangle you
with your own stethoscope.

597
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,000
When you step out of here,

598
00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,750
you may get run over by a car!

599
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,583
Maybe! Maybe!

600
00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,208
Maybe, my foot!

601
00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:39,375
Your doctor needs
a heavy dose of electric shocks.

602
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,250
He has completely lost his mind!

603
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:44,833
Sir!

604
00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:46,458
Maybe.

605
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:18,541
<i>Sneaking to the rooftops</i>

606
00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:23,375
<i>In the late evenings</i>

607
00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:28,833
<i>You stole my heart</i>

608
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:34,375
<i>You stole my heart</i>

609
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:45,208
<i>It is time to let our love</i>
<i>Reach its destination</i>

610
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:51,250
<i>It's time to finish</i>
<i>The conversation we started</i>

611
00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:56,666
<i>It is time to let our love</i>
<i>Reach its destination</i>

612
00:37:57,416 --> 00:38:02,708
<i>It's time to finish</i>
<i>The conversation we started</i>

613
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:08,666
<i>Let's erase these distances</i>

614
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:14,291
<i>Stop testing my patience</i>

615
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:20,375
<i>Stop testing my patience</i>

616
00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:21,416
<i>I love you, Guglu.</i>

617
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:26,666
<i>Sneaking to the rooftops</i>

618
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,708
<i>In the late evenings</i>

619
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,000
<i>I still remember that day</i>

620
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:37,000
<i>When you stole the intoxication</i>

621
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:43,958
<i>From my lips with your eyes</i>

622
00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:46,083
<i>Do you remember</i>

623
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,250
<i>How you ran your fingers</i>

624
00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:55,708
<i>Through my tresses?</i>

625
00:38:55,916 --> 00:39:01,875
<i>You are allowed</i>
<i>To make those mistakes again</i>

626
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:07,541
<i>This moment is</i>
<i>All about falling in love</i>

627
00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:13,791
<i>This moment is</i>
<i>All about falling in love</i>

628
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:14,875
That's my sweater.

629
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,708
I accidentally picked it up.

630
00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:19,958
And I mistakenly put it on.

631
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:24,125
Don't read too much into it.

632
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
It looks nice.

633
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,041
Shall I…

634
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,041
send a couple more?

635
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,041
You just get out.

636
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,041
Guglu.

637
00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:40,541
-Come home.
-No.

638
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:43,875
We have been together for 20 years.

639
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,458
Please don't do this.

640
00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,125
Whatever it is,

641
00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,291
we will deal with it.

642
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:51,000
Let's just go.

643
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,166
Come on, Guglu.

644
00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:57,625
I am sure you haven't
even unpacked yet.

645
00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,125
I unpacked completely.

646
00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:02,583
I see.

647
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,041
Go on.

648
00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:11,333
Quickly get your bag.

649
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,083
You sweater thief!

650
00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:14,291
Damn you.

651
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,541
<i>Just you, me, and our marriage.</i>

652
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:26,333
<i>No kids, no damnation.</i>

653
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,958
Have you thought of a name?

654
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:30,083
Name for what?

655
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:31,541
For the child.

656
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:35,750
<i>We can have pet snakes,</i>
<i>but not kids.</i>

657
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,041
Yeah…

658
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:40,125
let's see.

659
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,083
Let us go home and talk about this.

660
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,000
Talk about what?

661
00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:46,541
You know…

662
00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,166
Listen to me!

663
00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:49,791
Guglu!

664
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,750
Guglu, what happened?

665
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:58,333
You didn't come here for me.

666
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,666
You came here
for your own sake.

667
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:01,958
Why would I come
for my own sake?

668
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:04,291
Because nothing else
is in your control.

669
00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,041
Guglu.

670
00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:16,750
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

671
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,541
Are you making fun of me?

672
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,375
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

673
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,041
Guglu…

674
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,125
I…

675
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,041
-I…
-Just leave.

676
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:35,708
Please leave.

677
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:38,583
Guglu.

678
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:40,958
what have I done?

679
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:45,791
Why do we need to have
a child right away?

680
00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:50,000
This is why you came.

681
00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:53,875
Please leave.

682
00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:57,250
You are not the Amol I loved.

683
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:07,125
Can you live alone?

684
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,333
I'm alone even
when you are around.

685
00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:24,625
<i>It is getting very close.</i>

686
00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:26,250
<i>Rahu!</i>

687
00:43:29,416 --> 00:43:32,666
<i>Demon, you will be doomed.</i>

688
00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,333
<i>Look, you are already</i>
<i>getting affected by it.</i>

689
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:49,958
<i>Rahu.</i>

690
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:54,583
<i>All this puking and giddiness</i>
<i>does not seem normal.</i>

691
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:57,333
<i>What is happening</i>
<i>in my stomach?</i>

692
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,916
<i>Your problems like</i>

693
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,333
<i>puking, dizziness, fatigue</i>
<i>may get worse.</i>

694
00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:07,291
<i>Maybe you will start</i>
<i>having mood swings.</i>

695
00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,666
<i>Maybe you will have</i>
<i>food cravings.</i>

696
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:14,375
<i>Maybe your belly…</i>
<i>will start to swell up.</i>

697
00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,708
<i>Why do my pants feel tighter?</i>

698
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,375
<i>Where's my phone?</i>

699
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:43,375
Google and Guglu think
they are always right.

700
00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:47,125
If tomorrow my aunt
grows a mustache,

701
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,583
will I call her uncle?

702
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:57,500
<i>Something is gonna happen.</i>

703
00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:02,333
IT IS POSSIBLE!

704
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,583
Hey, Google.

705
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,916
Dr. Satsangi, please.

706
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,666
<i>Do you mean Satsangs?</i>

707
00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:17,333
No, I meant top Indian gynecologist

708
00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,500
Dr. Satsangi in the UK.

709
00:45:20,291 --> 00:45:21,791
<i>Dr. Lakhanpal.</i>

710
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,500
In Yorkshire County?

711
00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,166
<i>Dr. Lakhanpal.</i>

712
00:45:27,416 --> 00:45:28,458
In Birthtown?

713
00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:29,791
<i>Dr. Lakhanpal.</i>

714
00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,458
Seventeenth Street?

715
00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:33,333
<i>Dr. Lakhanpal.</i>

716
00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:34,750
Oh, that bloody Lakhanpal…

717
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:38,041
I too will be famous someday!

718
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,250
Remember that.

719
00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:43,000
Damn it! Dr. Satsangi is…

720
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:45,791
-Get out.
-What?!

721
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:47,500
-Get out!
-Okay.

722
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:57,583
<i>I wonder what is gonna happen!</i>

723
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:58,625
Doctor.

724
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,375
Doctor.

725
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,375
Doctor!

726
00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:09,791
Doctor?

727
00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,541
Me?

728
00:46:12,375 --> 00:46:13,375
Such respect?

729
00:46:18,416 --> 00:46:19,333
Doctor.

730
00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:21,458
For the last couple of months…

731
00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:24,916
I have been hiding
my belly behind obesity.

732
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,291
But now, the matter
is getting out of breast--

733
00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,583
I mean chest--

734
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,041
It's getting out of hand.

735
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,250
You are lactating!

736
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,958
No! I am oozing milk!

737
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,291
It's called lactating.

738
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:38,291
What?!

739
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:39,625
How is that possible?

740
00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:41,250
I have no control over my own body.

741
00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:43,500
What's going on with me?

742
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:47,291
This is what happens when
the patient thinks he is the doctor.

743
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,125
-Sorry, Doctor.
-Sorry, my foot!

744
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,583
Look, Amol.
I've told you this before.

745
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:55,416
All your symptoms indicate
that you are pregnant.

746
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,375
Pregnant?
Who put the baby inside me?!

747
00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:59,083
You did it yourself!

748
00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,666
How can I put a baby in myself?!

749
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,708
You wanted a baby in you.

750
00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:03,958
I never wanted a baby in me.

751
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:07,041
I didn't want a baby in Guglu!
Why would I want one in myself?

752
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:08,083
I mean…

753
00:47:08,541 --> 00:47:10,541
what proof do you have
that there's a baby in here?

754
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,208
Check it!

755
00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:13,458
Of course.

756
00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:16,416
Even I have that curiosity. Come.

757
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,458
Okay, Doctor.

758
00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:19,583
Hey, there's still time for that!

759
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,458
Oh, God!

760
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:32,875
I've got some good news
and bad news for you.

761
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:37,000
The baby is healthy.

762
00:47:39,041 --> 00:47:40,375
-Good news?
-Healthy.

763
00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,083
Bad news?

764
00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,291
Baby.

765
00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:47,708
-This can't be true.
-Why?

766
00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,500
This is impossible.
This is rubbish.

767
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:50,583
I…

768
00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,833
How can this be possible?
Never mind, I'm leaving--

769
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,916
What happened?

770
00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:58,166
-I could feel something…
-Kicking?

771
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:02,666
Wow!

772
00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,625
You were looking for proof, right?
Now you have it.

773
00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:08,291
Very good.

774
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:09,458
Sir…

775
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:14,166
Doctor, please save me.

776
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,000
This is God's will.

777
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,625
Well, doctors are akin to God.

778
00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,166
No, not me.

779
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,750
Doctor, please save me!

780
00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:27,625
We used all kinds of protections.

781
00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:33,666
You see, life and condoms
are full of surprises, son.

782
00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:36,458
Doctor…

783
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:38,541
Can we abort it?

784
00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:41,250
No way. Six months.

785
00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:43,875
The baby's life will be in danger.
And you could end up dead too.

786
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,333
I don't want to die!

787
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:47,541
I just want some peace!
I mean I always did.

788
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:48,791
Oh, you want a daughter!

789
00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,291
Let me check the sex of the baby.

790
00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:51,333
No, no!

791
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:54,208
I wanted peace and tranquility
of body and mind, Doctor!

792
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,958
What… what can we do now?

793
00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:58,208
What…

794
00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:01,125
Second opinion!
Can we consult another doctor

795
00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:02,208
about the symptoms?

796
00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:03,916
-Sure.
-Okay.

797
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,291
Let me call Dr. Lakhanpal. Come.

798
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:14,416
It's ringing.

799
00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:16,833
Here.

800
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,083
What do I say?

801
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,458
Tell him the truth.

802
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:24,333
The baby is kicking.

803
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,416
You're lactating. Tell him.

804
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,000
-Tell him.
<i>-Hello?</i>

805
00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:32,125
No.

806
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,625
<i>If I bother you again…</i>

807
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:38,625
we'll pay the price together.

808
00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:44,125
<i>God gave you a sign.</i>

809
00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:45,583
<i>Now you have to pay for it.</i>

810
00:49:45,875 --> 00:49:46,708
Guglu.

811
00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:48,500
-Do you want to tell Guglu?
-No, I don't!

812
00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:51,166
-You don't tell her either. Please.
-Fine.

813
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,708
We'll deliver the news
and the baby together.

814
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:59,708
Doctor, whatever you said
about my tummy swelling up…

815
00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:01,500
it's all coming true.

816
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,666
Is there anything
else left to experience?

817
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:05,791
Of course.

818
00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:09,833
You've yet to experience the second most
painful experience in the world.

819
00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:10,916
Labor pain.

820
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:11,875
What's the first?

821
00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:13,500
Burns.

822
00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:15,750
You can leave.

823
00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:17,583
Out.

824
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:19,541
Okay. Thank you, Doctor.

825
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,000
Please keep the phone here.

826
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,750
-Oh, sorry.
-Yeah.

827
00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:39,166
Koni, you elbow me every day.

828
00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:43,041
But your pony to my face
got me out of control.

829
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,791
What are you saying, Tony?

830
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:47,458
Why are you making the bed…

831
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,958
when we have to spoil it anyway?

832
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,333
Come on.

833
00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:52,750
Listen.

834
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,958
Whistle for me.

835
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:59,958
Whistle? Alright, whatever you want.

836
00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:03,541
Mamta. These guys…

837
00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:06,041
Forget those guys
and hear my latest update.

838
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:08,583
Remember that thing about
pregnancy's sixth sense?

839
00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:09,833
I think it's come true.

840
00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,541
I think he did it this time.

841
00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:14,666
-Mamta--
-Listen… let's turn on the radio.

842
00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:16,208
No one will hear us.

843
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:17,791
You are right, darling.

844
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:21,333
I think he has finally
put a bun in my oven!

845
00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:24,708
Anyway, we tend to make a lot of noise.

846
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:27,916
Guglu, say something!

847
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,750
Forget the radio!
You need to latch the door!

848
00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,541
Aren't you ashamed?

849
00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,666
Go on.
Romance each other all you want!

850
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,000
But you should check around first!

851
00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:39,666
My child wants grandparents,

852
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,000
not an uncle!

853
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:47,208
<i>This is my channel.</i>
<i>You are watching my news.</i>

854
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:51,333
<i>I am Romila,</i>
<i>and I am watching everything.</i>

855
00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:52,416
What are you staring at?

856
00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:54,666
I…

857
00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:56,416
I'm wearing Dad's old clothes.

858
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,500
I was missing him.

859
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:03,250
These are not your dad's old clothes.

860
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:06,666
These are my old clothes. I wore them
when I was pregnant with you!

861
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,166
Earlier you would flare up your nostrils,

862
00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,208
and now you roam around
with a flared tummy!

863
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,083
Guglu has a baby in her tummy,

864
00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:14,791
but what's the deal with your tummy?

865
00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:16,458
What have you been up to?

866
00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:19,875
-Why are you yelling?
-I'm-- I'm not yelling!

867
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:23,000
I hope my child doesn't
turn out rude like you.

868
00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:23,916
What?

869
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:25,625
Forget that.

870
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,708
Ever since Guglu left him…

871
00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:32,583
there is only one thing
I've been praying for.

872
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,416
Lord, please perform a miracle

873
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,666
so that I can be around my grandchild
for the next nine months,

874
00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:42,875
and watch him grow up

875
00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,083
in this very house!

876
00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:46,125
Don't make a wish like that!

877
00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:47,833
What are you saying?

878
00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:49,500
Am I not even allowed to pray

879
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,625
for his child?!

880
00:52:59,416 --> 00:53:00,500
Friends!

881
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:03,000
I want to announce
to the world today…

882
00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:04,875
That I am gonna be a mother--

883
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:07,500
Sorry. I am gonna be
the father of someone's child.

884
00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:09,791
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

885
00:53:09,958 --> 00:53:11,916
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

886
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,166
<i>Daddy…</i>

887
00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:16,041
<i>Shame on you!</i>

888
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:18,125
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

889
00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,250
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

890
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,541
<i>Daddy…</i>

891
00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,291
<i>Something's gonna happen!</i>

892
00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,250
<i>This bizarre matter</i>
<i>Will destroy me</i>

893
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:32,458
<i>What am I gonna say</i>
<i>When someone asks?</i>

894
00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:36,583
<i>Sounds funny to others</i>
<i>But to me, it's trouble</i>

895
00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:40,916
<i>God has betrayed me!</i>

896
00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:46,250
Pushpa, I am pregnant.

897
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:49,875
Are you telling me a joke
to make me laugh?

898
00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:51,083
Nonsense!

899
00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:52,291
Bugger!

900
00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:53,666
You think this is a joke?

901
00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:54,916
Really?

902
00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:58,250
Have you ever heard about
a man getting pregnant?

903
00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,375
No!

904
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,291
I mean, why not!

905
00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,541
All you need is someone with guts.

906
00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:06,666
Anyway, tell me.

907
00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:07,916
Is it mine?

908
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:10,166
-Is it mine? Is it mine?
-Stop it!

909
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,958
-Stop it. Stop it.
-Is it mine?

910
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,166
Stop it!

911
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,750
Your perfume is making me dizzy!

912
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,041
Amol!

913
00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,583
-Look at that!
-It's like an island!

914
00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:30,416
-It's like an island!
-Get lost!

915
00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,541
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

916
00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:34,666
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

917
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:35,916
<i>Daddy…</i>

918
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,750
<i>Shame on you!</i>

919
00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:40,750
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

920
00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,958
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

921
00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:44,250
<i>Daddy…</i>

922
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,000
<i>Something is gonna happen!</i>

923
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:51,750
I need something sour.
Like tamarind.

924
00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,625
Or pickle. Anything.

925
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:56,083
I need something sour.
Something sour.

926
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,250
Pickle.

927
00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,250
Sour pickle.
Tamarind. Anything.

928
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,208
Pickle.

929
00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:05,375
Sour pickle.
Tamarind. Anything.

930
00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:06,291
Pickle.

931
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:12,000
Lunch boxes.

932
00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,041
I will lick all these bags.

933
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,750
I will lick all the lunch boxes.

934
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:16,958
This is my food.

935
00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:22,250
He ate all the pickles?

936
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,916
The man left the parathas…

937
00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:28,125
and ate all the pickles!

938
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:32,708
{\an8}Moreover, he has left
notes in our lunch boxes.

939
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:36,916
{\an8}"Sorry, dear.
I forgot to pack pickles."

940
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,166
{\an8}Look at his behavior!

941
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:41,875
{\an8}And then he says he's not a lunatic!

942
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:44,541
Amol, this problem
has gotten out of hand.

943
00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:46,291
Never trust problems or your belly.

944
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,291
They steer out of control at any time.

945
00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:50,666
He's been stuffing his face,
and he's still hungry!

946
00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:52,208
How will he make us exercise?

947
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:54,625
You need to take it out.

948
00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,083
Not yet.

949
00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:57,625
It's the seventh…

950
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,125
I have three months to go.

951
00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:03,458
I said I need 48!

952
00:56:03,541 --> 00:56:05,583
Sir, even before
our new stock comes in,

953
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,666
you come back for a new size.

954
00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:10,083
Your taunts are spot on.

955
00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:11,916
Why can't you get me the right size?!

956
00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:17,000
Is that Amol in there?

957
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,208
No, ma'am.
It's a crazy guy in there.

958
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:20,333
Same thing.

959
00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:22,791
Why does he need size 48?

960
00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:24,041
How do I know?

961
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:26,166
His tummy is sticking out.

962
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,666
Is there a problem, sir?

963
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,166
Depressed?

964
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,666
Missing someone?

965
00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:39,583
Hey! Stay in your limits.

966
00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:40,666
What happened?

967
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,791
Eating and drinking too much, I reckon.

968
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:44,916
No one to take care of you?

969
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,291
You can only see my tummy.

970
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,375
You don't know what's inside it.

971
00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:50,875
He's sick.

972
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,458
And don't try to be my wife.

973
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,500
She left me.

974
00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:56,375
I left him?

975
00:56:57,583 --> 00:57:00,666
And please, Sister,
give me my pants. I need them.

976
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,000
There's a bloody discount, sir!

977
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,583
I think you should take it!

978
00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:18,250
Friends!

979
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,291
In just three months,

980
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,541
there's gonna be an explosion.

981
00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:25,375
Sorry… there can be explosions.

982
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:32,458
<i>Emotions make love unbearable</i>

983
00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:36,625
<i>I hope this doesn't make me the hot topic</i>

984
00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:40,750
<i>Emotions make love unbearable</i>

985
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:45,291
<i>I hope this doesn't make me the hot topic</i>

986
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:49,291
<i>How long will my rotten luck</i>
<i>Conspire against me?</i>

987
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:53,541
<i>Like a sweetmeat</i>
<i>Making my mood sour</i>

988
00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:57,541
<i>Sounds funny to others</i>
<i>But to me, it's trouble</i>

989
00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:02,208
<i>There's no time to pull myself together</i>

990
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:12,208
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

991
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,416
<i>Daddy is pregnant!</i>

992
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,666
<i>Daddy…</i>

993
00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:19,875
<i>Something is gonna happen!</i>

994
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:40,625
Do you need anything?

995
00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:43,708
It's okay.

996
00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:45,750
I can understand.

997
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:47,791
You did it.

998
00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:50,250
Even the doctors were impressed.

999
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,916
They said you didn't
trouble them much.

1000
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:55,708
How?

1001
00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,125
You trouble me so much.

1002
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:05,666
How do you women
tolerate so much pain?

1003
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,291
The same way we tolerate you.

1004
00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,458
Will you ever leave me again?

1005
00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:14,125
<i>Daddy…</i>

1006
00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:18,541
<i>Daddy…</i>

1007
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:19,500
Guglu.

1008
00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:22,541
Guglu!

1009
00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:23,833
<i>Daddy…</i>

1010
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:26,666
Guglu!

1011
00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:30,541
Guglu!

1012
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
<i>I just hate kids.</i>

1013
00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:49,708
<i>Is that why I am pregnant?</i>

1014
00:59:52,291 --> 00:59:56,375
<i>Fate has kicked me in the… guts.</i>

1015
01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:03,208
<i>I don't know what</i>
<i>I'm gonna do with this kid.</i>

1016
01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:05,208
Guglu, I'm…

1017
01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:07,791
I'm in deep trouble.

1018
01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:10,916
I'm very confused.

1019
01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,416
If you were around…

1020
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,208
you would have made fun of me.

1021
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,416
But you would have
also found a solution.

1022
01:00:21,916 --> 01:00:23,125
-I miss you--
<i>-Hello?</i>

1023
01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:24,458
Hello?

1024
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,291
Dear, you can have
a conversation even if…

1025
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,583
someone dialed the wrong number.

1026
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,583
Do you want to talk to a stranger?

1027
01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:31,541
Go ahead!

1028
01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:32,666
Come on! Take it!

1029
01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:35,458
Does he think

1030
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,916
I wouldn't know it's him calling if he
doesn't call from his mobile number?

1031
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,416
-Child, listen to me--
-I don't want to listen!

1032
01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,375
No one cares about me!

1033
01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:46,958
I sent such a nice joke
on WhatsApp in the morning.

1034
01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:49,416
Both of you read it
but neither of you replied!

1035
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,041
-Because it was an old joke.
-So what, Dad?

1036
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,791
Everyone knows that
I don't like coriander in my food.

1037
01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:59,541
But there is coriander in every dish!

1038
01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:03,208
Child, I will stop ordering
coriander altogether. Okay?

1039
01:01:03,416 --> 01:01:04,958
-Happy?
-No, Dad!

1040
01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:10,083
Also, you two watched
the MasterChef finale without me!

1041
01:01:11,541 --> 01:01:13,000
No, child.
I never saw that.

1042
01:01:13,083 --> 01:01:14,500
Of course, Dad!

1043
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:19,208
Are my feelings invisible to you?

1044
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:25,916
My baby! My child!
My dear Guglu!

1045
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,291
Don't cry, my child.

1046
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,125
Guglu…

1047
01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:32,166
Hey!

1048
01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:35,125
My child… we are
always there for you.

1049
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,125
Koni and Tony are
always there for you.

1050
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:39,750
We will never leave you.

1051
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:42,666
Your dad is always with you.

1052
01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,458
What?

1053
01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,458
Sorry.

1054
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:51,041
You see, I'm pregnant.

1055
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:55,958
So, I'm just overwhelmed.

1056
01:01:58,416 --> 01:01:59,375
I love you.

1057
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,875
She's mine.

1058
01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:03,625
She's ours!

1059
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:04,833
Okay.

1060
01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,041
This is your house.

1061
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:10,750
Don't worry.

1062
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,375
<i>Sleep, little one…</i>

1063
01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:15,458
Hey!

1064
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:17,750
Can't you see?

1065
01:02:19,041 --> 01:02:20,583
I'm tucking the baby in.

1066
01:02:22,208 --> 01:02:24,333
Hey, go to sleep.

1067
01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:27,375
Because if you wake up,

1068
01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:29,791
my secret will be exposed.

1069
01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:33,625
Can I take a sip?

1070
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,291
One little sip.

1071
01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:42,208
Thanks.

1072
01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:46,583
You're not getting drunk, are you?

1073
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:48,958
Are you?

1074
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000
You wanna know a secret?

1075
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,250
Just a couple of miles away…

1076
01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:03,458
your sibling is growing up too.

1077
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:06,583
You could have tagged along with them!

1078
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,458
<i>-Yes.</i>
-Naughty one!

1079
01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:12,958
Oh!

1080
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:18,375
<i>Yes, we have</i>
<i>the same treacherous love…</i>

1081
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:20,250
Bro…

1082
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,500
who are you talking to?

1083
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:26,875
What are you doing?

1084
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:31,666
I'm with my Romila.

1085
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:34,291
-<i>I am Romila.</i>
-You dog.

1086
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:37,541
<i>And I am watching everything.</i>

1087
01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,916
I'm not a dog, bro.

1088
01:03:43,041 --> 01:03:45,875
I'm Khargosh.

1089
01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:49,000
If you are Khargosh, then
why are you bleating like a goat?

1090
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:54,291
Why are you always
lost in Romila's thoughts?

1091
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:55,458
Give me that.

1092
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:59,416
I'll set you up with her.

1093
01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:02,250
After this,

1094
01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:03,916
you won't be chasing after Romila.

1095
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,041
Romila will be chasing after you.

1096
01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:17,000
You are a man who is pregnant!

1097
01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:20,250
You are the first pregnant daddy
to bring this kind of news!

1098
01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:21,750
What is bustling inside you?

1099
01:04:22,083 --> 01:04:24,250
The love of a mother
or the capacity of a father?

1100
01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:26,583
Focus on the belly! On the belly!

1101
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,333
From where will the child come out?

1102
01:04:29,416 --> 01:04:31,833
-I don't know.
-How dare you shut me out!

1103
01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:33,291
The audacity!

1104
01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,416
The sheer audacity of this man
to shut the door in my face!

1105
01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:37,625
In my face!

1106
01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,708
But there's no point in shutting the door.

1107
01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:40,833
For the sake of views--

1108
01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,541
I mean for the sake of news,
I can go anywhere.

1109
01:04:43,666 --> 01:04:46,500
As soon as I received this
video clip from Kharghosh007…

1110
01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,708
Kharghosh007?

1111
01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,666
This one thing
that was exclusive to women…

1112
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:53,708
to get pregnant, to give birth…

1113
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:57,416
has been taken away from us
by the male gender.

1114
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,041
<i>Patriarchy has reached a new low.</i>

1115
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:03,875
<i>Male toxicity at its worst!</i>

1116
01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:05,375
{\an8}<i>Hello, Ms. Romila.</i>

1117
01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:07,291
{\an8}<i>This is Khargosh.</i>

1118
01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,625
<i>He's a very cute pet.</i>

1119
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:11,458
{\an8}<i>I mean… animal.</i>

1120
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:13,458
{\an8}<i>A person.</i>

1121
01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:15,666
{\an8}<i>And I am…</i>

1122
01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:19,416
{\an8}<i>I am…</i>

1123
01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:26,375
{\an8}<i>I am pregnant!</i>

1124
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:28,791
{\an8}<i>You don't believe me?</i>

1125
01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:31,666
{\an8}<i>Ask Dr. Satsangi.</i>

1126
01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:38,458
{\an8}<i>It's kicking! Keep your</i>
<i>distance or you'll get hurt.</i>

1127
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,333
{\an8}<i>This Ronaldo is making my life…</i>

1128
01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,041
{\an8}<i>very messy!</i>

1129
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,958
"My brother is pregnant!"

1130
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:54,625


1131
01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:57,333


1132
01:05:57,583 --> 01:06:00,291


1133
01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:01,458
Stand straight.

1134
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:04,083


1135
01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:05,083
You…

1136
01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:07,666
-What have you done?
-Sorry, bro.

1137
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,375
The condom had expired.

1138
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:12,625
I thought you would get
Sister-in-law pregnant.

1139
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:16,541
Little did I know
that you too would get knocked up!

1140
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:19,208
-Knocked up?! Get out.
-Bro…

1141
01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:20,333
Out!

1142
01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:28,583
Amol… what is this?

1143
01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,166
Amol!

1144
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,625
Amol!

1145
01:06:31,791 --> 01:06:32,625
Look.

1146
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,708
{\an8}<i>We have now connected with Dr. Satsangi.</i>

1147
01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:38,208
{\an8}Mr. Amol's doctor.

1148
01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:41,208
{\an8}<i>He's guiding him</i>
<i>in this tough situation.</i>

1149
01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:43,541
{\an8}<i>I have given this a new term.</i>

1150
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,000
{\an8}<i>"Pregmancy."</i>

1151
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,833
"Pregmancy"?

1152
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:49,916
{\an8}<i>My patient Amol Khote</i>
<i>is experiencing the same things</i>

1153
01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:52,416
{\an8}<i>that a pregnant woman does.</i>

1154
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,333
What?

1155
01:06:53,416 --> 01:06:55,791
<i>Mood swings. Food cravings.</i>

1156
01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:58,250
{\an8}<i>Kicks. Lactation.</i>

1157
01:06:58,500 --> 01:06:59,458
What is lactation?

1158
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:00,375
Daddy…

1159
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:03,750
{\an8}<i>Big belly, nausea, you name it.</i>

1160
01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:06,833
{\an8}<i>He turned out to be a real demon.</i>

1161
01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,291
Where did he come from?!

1162
01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:12,500
{\an8}<i>He must be</i>
<i>burned at the stake and vaporized.</i>

1163
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,125
No, no!

1164
01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:15,791
-No!
-Mom…

1165
01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:17,416
-No.
-Mom…

1166
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,083
No! This is a lie.

1167
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,791
-Just listen to me.
-It's a lie.

1168
01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:22,958
-Listen to me.
-I don't believe it!

1169
01:07:23,041 --> 01:07:25,583
-I don't believe it.
-Then tell me… what is this?

1170
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,541
Did I swallow a balloon or a football?

1171
01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:31,750
Something is growing inside me.

1172
01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:36,083
Life was already screwing me…

1173
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,500
and now even the baby
is kicking from inside.

1174
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,000
Kicking?

1175
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:41,958
Not right now.

1176
01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:43,708
I see. It's okay.

1177
01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:45,708
This is how your wish was granted!

1178
01:07:47,125 --> 01:07:48,166
You've become a grandma.

1179
01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:50,041
Are you happy now?

1180
01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:52,541
I made an innocent wish.

1181
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:54,541
I just wanted to become a grandma.

1182
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,583
But my son is pregnant with a child!

1183
01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,500
You have ruined my family!

1184
01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:03,916
Here… go ahead.

1185
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,875
Write down your poetry first.

1186
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:07,166
I have a question.

1187
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,791
If you are bearing a child,

1188
01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:12,875
then what does that make Guglu?

1189
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:13,791
Tell me.

1190
01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:15,250
-Mother.
-Mother?

1191
01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:17,208
And what will it make you?

1192
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:18,375
Fa…

1193
01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:20,833
Fathermother.

1194
01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:22,000
Fathermother?

1195
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,333
What on earth is a fathermother?

1196
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,375
What are the kids going to call you?

1197
01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:29,583
Little mama? Big mama?
My mama?

1198
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,333
Or your mama?

1199
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:37,416
I'm losing my mind. I think
something's growing inside me.

1200
01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:38,750
I'm feeling dizzy.

1201
01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:42,583
-I'm going to faint.
-I'm getting furious.

1202
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,708
{\an8}<i>And I have invested</i>
<i>years of my experience</i>

1203
01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,541
{\an8}<i>and talent in this case.</i>

1204
01:08:46,958 --> 01:08:49,541
{\an8}<i>And now, my patient…</i>

1205
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,416
{\an8}<i>he's a bit tired.</i>

1206
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,708
{\an8}<i>He's nine months pregnant.</i>

1207
01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:56,083
-Oh, God…
-We decided on…

1208
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,916
keeping this a secret till the due date.

1209
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:02,708
Satsangi, I will gonna kill you.

1210
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,250
"I will kill you, Satsangi!"

1211
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,916
{\an8}<i>Amol Khote is experiencing</i>
<i>the same things</i>

1212
01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:11,250
<i>that a pregnant woman does.</i>

1213
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,708
Satsangi!

1214
01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:15,041
What nonsense is this?

1215
01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:16,666
He is pregnant?!

1216
01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:17,708
Where did it come from?

1217
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,375
Have you ever thought about
how you are gonna get it out?

1218
01:09:21,208 --> 01:09:23,916
This is a medical marvel.

1219
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,250
Is he a superhero?

1220
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,375
No.

1221
01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:29,291
For locals like you,
it's an act of nature.

1222
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,791
Call it destiny.

1223
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:34,291
-It can't be an act of nature.
-Why?

1224
01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:37,166
Otherwise, Mamta would have
also been pregnant by an act of nature!

1225
01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:38,166
Oh, God!

1226
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,916
-The poor woman is traumatized!
-Why?

1227
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,875
Because I ended up
getting pregnant before her.

1228
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:43,958
And now, Amol is pregnant as well!

1229
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,791
<i>Oh, God! That Mamta!</i>

1230
01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,333
Why are you so stressed?

1231
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:51,208
You and Amol can
give your first child to her.

1232
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,833
<i>Why will I give away my child?</i>

1233
01:09:53,291 --> 01:09:54,166
And inside?

1234
01:09:54,666 --> 01:09:56,291
He's kicking from the inside.

1235
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,791
-Who?
-It's a boy!

1236
01:09:58,875 --> 01:10:00,166
<i>-What?</i>
-No!

1237
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,666
No way!

1238
01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:04,000
This is a lie.

1239
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,125
<i>It is a lie.</i>

1240
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:08,541
He's going through the exact
same things you are going through.

1241
01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:11,791
When did you leave him?

1242
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:14,000
The same day you handed me the reports.

1243
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:17,083
Right. That was the time when
his "pregmancy" was confirmed.

1244
01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,666
<i>Yes, that's true.</i>

1245
01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:20,625
Both of your reports were positive.

1246
01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,125
I think you two
conceived at the same time.

1247
01:10:23,208 --> 01:10:24,583
And I wouldn't be surprised

1248
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:26,916
if you both deliver on the same day.

1249
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,666
Didn't he opt for an abortion?

1250
01:10:29,166 --> 01:10:30,541
He likes the idea of it.

1251
01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:31,666
He did think about it…

1252
01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:34,041
but it was too late.

1253
01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:36,125
It's in his nature to be late.

1254
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,375
Wait, Guglu!
Where are you going?

1255
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:45,583
<i>Let's sneak out of here.</i>

1256
01:10:47,791 --> 01:10:50,666
Oh, God! I'll have to
stay like this till delivery.

1257
01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:54,083
<i>Will people question my manhood</i>

1258
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:55,458
<i>because I'm pregnant?</i>

1259
01:10:56,416 --> 01:10:58,375
<i>But even Guglu</i>
<i>is pregnant with my child…</i>

1260
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:21,541
-How is this possible?
-No idea.

1261
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,750
-I mean… he got pregnant!
-Yes.

1262
01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:25,416
-Exactly.
-What is all this?

1263
01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:27,458
-Should I call him?
-Yeah.

1264
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:28,458
Why can't he call me?

1265
01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:30,500
-I mean, can't he call--
-Mrs. Guglu!

1266
01:11:30,583 --> 01:11:32,416
Amol got "pregmant" by himself?

1267
01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,666
-Or do you have any involvement…
-Please.

1268
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:35,875
in this sensational act?

1269
01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:36,958
Let her go.

1270
01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,750
Do you believe in black magic?

1271
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,458
Don't make a mountain out of a molehill

1272
01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:44,000
Or is this your sperm web?
I mean spun web.

1273
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:46,458
-Are you two aliens?
-Me? No.

1274
01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,000
Or were you aware of his hidden talents?

1275
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,625
Sisters!

1276
01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,083
Come fast!

1277
01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:54,666
Sit, sit.

1278
01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:02,250
Thank you.

1279
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:03,708
It's okay, sister.

1280
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,583
It's their job…

1281
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,333
to cause unnecessary embarrassment.

1282
01:12:08,708 --> 01:12:09,958
By the way, are you--

1283
01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:12,083
Someone else has caused
her embarrassment, sister.

1284
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,875
I heard about all the drama.

1285
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,208
By the way, I heard
he was a nice guy.

1286
01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:23,833
He was a demon, sister.

1287
01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,458
Careful, sister!

1288
01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:30,416
Or you might fall to death!

1289
01:12:31,208 --> 01:12:33,458
He was out of balance on that night.

1290
01:12:33,833 --> 01:12:35,333
Sometimes on top, sometimes below.

1291
01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:37,416
What if all that jumping around

1292
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:41,250
made some of his sperms
go back into him?

1293
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,833
You gotta watch your balance.

1294
01:12:45,083 --> 01:12:46,000
Yes.

1295
01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:49,041
I've been getting a lot of jolts recently.

1296
01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:50,708
And what are you saying?

1297
01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:52,083
How is it possible

1298
01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:56,125
for his sperm to go back into him
and explode like a bomb?!

1299
01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,625
Stop it, child. Enough.

1300
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,916
First, he didn't want me to get pregnant.

1301
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,458
Now he is pregmant himself.
What is he going to do now?

1302
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,166
-Next left.
-Next left.

1303
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,833
Oh! Is your house that way?

1304
01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:14,541
Even I live that way.

1305
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:18,708
Next left and stop.

1306
01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:24,125
Thank you, sister.

1307
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,250
Guglu, come.

1308
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:35,666
Please stay…

1309
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,333
a little longer.

1310
01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:40,708
It was nice talking to you.

1311
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:45,750
I pray that you two get back together.

1312
01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:53,666
Those who are destined to be together…

1313
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,541
don't part ways like this.

1314
01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:03,208
I guess we were destined to part ways.

1315
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,791
<i>I tried convincing my heart</i>

1316
01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,250
<i>I regret it didn't understand</i>

1317
01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:19,958
-Congratulations!
-How did this happen?

1318
01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:25,625
<i>My eyes have turned into clouds</i>

1319
01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:28,041
<i>I wander around like a madman</i>

1320
01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,416
<i>-I don't deserve this punishment</i>
-You may be prepared to be a mother,

1321
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,958
but I'm reluctant to be a father!

1322
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:37,791
<i>The woman I loved</i>
<i>I could never make her mine</i>

1323
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,875
<i>I have gained nothing</i>

1324
01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:47,583
<i>The heart has made a blunder</i>

1325
01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:52,458
<i>The heart has made a blunder</i>

1326
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,583
<i>The heart has made a blunder</i>

1327
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:57,291
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1328
01:14:57,666 --> 01:14:59,458
<i>The heart has made a blunder</i>

1329
01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:02,125
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1330
01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:04,625
<i>What will happen?</i>

1331
01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:07,083
<i>What will happen?</i>

1332
01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:08,500
<i>What will happen?</i>

1333
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:11,750
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1334
01:15:12,041 --> 01:15:13,666
I cannot do it without you.

1335
01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,625
I don't want to do it without you.

1336
01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:20,791
Hello?

1337
01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:22,583
Hello?

1338
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,500
<i>I'm broken</i>

1339
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:50,083
<i>My courage is shattered into little pieces</i>

1340
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,833
<i>My courage…</i>

1341
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,375
<i>Even death seems…</i>

1342
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:58,583
I thought I really loved you.

1343
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:00,791
But what's the point of this love?

1344
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,916
I've never been able to give you any love.

1345
01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:07,250
Hello?

1346
01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:12,333
<i>Even my destiny has rejected me</i>

1347
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:18,250
<i>The heart has made a blunder</i>

1348
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:23,000
<i>The heart has made a blunder</i>
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1349
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:25,458
<i>What will happen?</i>

1350
01:16:25,541 --> 01:16:27,875
<i>What will happen?</i>

1351
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,291
<i>What will happen?</i>

1352
01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:33,083
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1353
01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:44,250
<i>The dreams we saw were all lies</i>

1354
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:46,708
<i>The heart is bruised</i>

1355
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:50,375
<i>Tell me, why did this happen?</i>

1356
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:54,416
I forgot how to look beyond myself
and feel others' pain.

1357
01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:58,958
I was led astray.

1358
01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:02,125
Hello?

1359
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,208
Hello?

1360
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:09,791
What the hell is going on?!

1361
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:13,500
Why do you call if you can't talk?!

1362
01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:14,958
To hear my voice?!

1363
01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:16,500
Selfish!

1364
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:18,750
What kind of a mother will you be?!

1365
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,166
What do you think?

1366
01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:23,375
You will call and I will listen?!

1367
01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:25,541
To hell with you!

1368
01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:27,833
<i>What will happen?</i>

1369
01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:31,583
<i>What will happen?</i>

1370
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,708
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1371
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:37,083
<i>What will happen?</i>

1372
01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:40,750
<i>What will happen?</i>

1373
01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:44,500
<i>What is gonna happen to us?</i>

1374
01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:50,083
<i>I don't know how</i>
<i>you endured all that pain alone.</i>

1375
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:53,125
<i>Because I can't do this.</i>

1376
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:56,333
<i>What is even more painful…</i>

1377
01:17:56,916 --> 01:17:58,916
<i>is the fact that I am</i>
<i>not with you right now.</i>

1378
01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:11,625
<i>I'm sorry, Guglu.</i>

1379
01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:14,458
<i>I keep yelling at the kids all day…</i>

1380
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,666
<i>whom I hate so much.</i>

1381
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,041
<i>But I love you so much.</i>

1382
01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,333
<i>I don't know why</i>
<i>I can't express it to you.</i>

1383
01:18:22,541 --> 01:18:24,375
-Father…
-Hey! Stay away!

1384
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,916
-Father…
-Stay away!

1385
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:29,041
It can spread through contact.
Stay away.

1386
01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:30,458
Father…

1387
01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,416
What? What is it?

1388
01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:34,791
I wanted you to make her pregnant…

1389
01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:38,250
but you made her sad.

1390
01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,208
Father, I want to talk.

1391
01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:41,208
I don't want to talk.

1392
01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,416
I want to talk to Guglu, not you!

1393
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,333
-She is gone.
-Gone?

1394
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,041
Yes. She has gone
to grandma's place in this condition.

1395
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:50,458
In this condition!

1396
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:53,333
You didn't let her live here peacefully.

1397
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:56,125
But-- Taxi! Taxi!

1398
01:18:56,541 --> 01:18:59,250
You won't get any taxis.
Taxi drivers are on strike today.

1399
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,333
What?

1400
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,291
What's going on with you?

1401
01:19:02,958 --> 01:19:04,416
Here… I'm talking to you.

1402
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:06,291
What's going on with you?

1403
01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:08,333
You drove Guglu away.

1404
01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:10,625
Mamta has also been stressed.

1405
01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:14,708
You know, she has been
nagging Vishnu to get "pregmant".

1406
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,333
Poor guy has been walking around
with a pillow strapped to his stomach!

1407
01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:18,416
What have you done, man?!

1408
01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:20,916
Father, I have to get to the bus stop.

1409
01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,291
Sir, stop!

1410
01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:24,791
-Please, sir!
-That is the police.

1411
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:25,708
Sir…

1412
01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:28,500
{\an8}I saw some kids screaming
at the bus stop.

1413
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:30,541
{\an8}-On the bus.
-Just kids. Let them have fun.

1414
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:32,791
{\an8}No. They have been kidnapped!

1415
01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:34,000
-What?
-Kidnapped! Yes!

1416
01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:35,458
-You and I, we need to help.
-Come on.

1417
01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:36,958
{\an8}-Let's go bus station.
-Go, go, go!

1418
01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:38,875
{\an8}-Okay. Let's go.
-I'm coming too!

1419
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,375
No. I'll just sit like this.

1420
01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:43,166
What if I contract this disease?

1421
01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:46,458
-How will I deliver a baby at this age?
-Come on. Let's go.

1422
01:19:48,666 --> 01:19:50,583
Okay. Let's go.

1423
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:06,000
He's the one.
He's the kidnapper.

1424
01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:07,458
Hey, you!

1425
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,125
Come along, you kidnapper.

1426
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:14,125
Guglu…

1427
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,000
"What have you done?"

1428
01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:32,416
"How did this happen?"

1429
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,291
That's what you asked me.

1430
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:37,875
Guglu, please…

1431
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,458
-It was easy for you…

1432
01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:44,333
to let me go after getting me pregnant.

1433
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:46,875
Me?

1434
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:49,916
You left after getting me pregnant.

1435
01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:53,958
I spent all these days alone.

1436
01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:56,916
Clinics.

1437
01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,583
Nausea.

1438
01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:00,541
Overflow of emotions.

1439
01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,750
Carrying this tummy wherever I go.

1440
01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:05,583
And puking as well.

1441
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:06,916
-Yes, that as well.
-Yes.

1442
01:21:09,541 --> 01:21:10,875
I have missed you.

1443
01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:13,875
-But, Guglu--
-Being alone…

1444
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:16,750
every night.

1445
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,583
Guglu, even I did these things.

1446
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:20,000
It used to make me mad.

1447
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:26,541
But now I don't feel anything at all.

1448
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,666
-Guglu, please--
-No, honestly.

1449
01:21:30,916 --> 01:21:34,625
No pain, no anger, nothing at all.

1450
01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:37,000
See…

1451
01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:41,916
You are right in front of me,
and I don't feel a thing…

1452
01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:52,333
-Sit down, dear.
-Where is the driver?

1453
01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,333
-Where is the driver?
-Driver!

1454
01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:56,625
Where is the driver?

1455
01:21:57,541 --> 01:21:58,500
God knows where he is!

1456
01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:02,166
No, no!

1457
01:22:02,916 --> 01:22:04,375
He cannot drive!

1458
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,250
-He will kill us!
-I'm gonna save us today, Guglu.

1459
01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,375
Amol!

1460
01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:13,375
Hail Maharashtra!

1461
01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:21,583
Hello?

1462
01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,125
{\an8}Tell Dr. Satsangi that
we are on our way.

1463
01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:25,875
{\an8}Guglu has gone into labor.

1464
01:22:32,541 --> 01:22:34,833
Amol, are you okay?

1465
01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:42,333
{\an8}<i>Mister Mummy!</i>

1466
01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:45,541
{\an8}Hello? Tell the doctor that
both the babies are coming.

1467
01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:47,083
{\an8}There are going to be two deliveries.

1468
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:50,625
<i>Mister Mummy!</i>

1469
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,958
Stop! Criminal!

1470
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,375
Guglu… we are almost there.

1471
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,083
Look ahead and drive!

1472
01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:07,250
<i>Mister Mummy!</i>

1473
01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:16,125
It's alright. It's okay.

1474
01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:19,083
You'll be alright.

1475
01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:24,583
Guglu, we will have to do
a C-section on you.

1476
01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:25,791
But you need not worry.

1477
01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:28,916
You'll be unconscious.
You won't know a thing.

1478
01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:32,083
Why are you coming towards me?

1479
01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,458
We'll have to try
C, D, E, F, G sections on you

1480
01:23:34,666 --> 01:23:37,083
to see which section works.

1481
01:23:37,166 --> 01:23:40,041
There must be a different way!

1482
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:41,166
Leave him!

1483
01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:43,750
If you attend to him,
who is going to attend to me?

1484
01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:45,958
I will.

1485
01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:48,541
Lakhan?

1486
01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:52,583
How are you?

1487
01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,708
Incredibly handsome as usual.

1488
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:55,875
Thank you.

1489
01:23:55,958 --> 01:23:56,791
I saw your interview.

1490
01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:57,916
Oh! Jealous?

1491
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,833
Jealous?

1492
01:23:58,916 --> 01:23:59,791
Got to you?

1493
01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:00,958
And me to you.

1494
01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:01,916
Hey!

1495
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,333
Are you guys strolling in the park?

1496
01:24:03,583 --> 01:24:05,458
Sorry, darling. Sorry.

1497
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,000
But who are you?

1498
01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,166
Oh! He…

1499
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:14,500
He's UK's topmost gynecologist
Dr. Lakhanpal Satsangi.

1500
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,375
So, Guglu, you're ready to go.

1501
01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:19,958
Start pushing.

1502
01:24:20,041 --> 01:24:22,666
But he said he'll have to do a C-section.

1503
01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:24,333
It's in his nature to misguide people.

1504
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,833
Sweetheart, you have to push harder.

1505
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:30,666
Come on.
Baby number one is on its way.

1506
01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,083
Baby number one?

1507
01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,541
Of course.

1508
01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:36,958
You're having twins.
Didn't he tell you?

1509
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:38,708
Who? You two?

1510
01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:41,375
Not us! We are talking about her.

1511
01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,458
What? Didn't you know?!

1512
01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:45,375
I didn't want to know.

1513
01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,500
And who are you to ask that?

1514
01:24:49,541 --> 01:24:50,750
But you knew, right?

1515
01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:51,875
No.

1516
01:24:55,750 --> 01:24:57,833
He would have made you two
unconscious and told everyone

1517
01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,250
that you two gave birth to one each,

1518
01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:01,666
and he would become a hero
in the eyes of the world.

1519
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:07,666
Relax. It was just
a harmless prank, you know.

1520
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,208
Harmless prank?!

1521
01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:10,833
Harmless prank?!

1522
01:25:11,083 --> 01:25:14,166
He has played this harmless prank
on my patients as well.

1523
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,083
What?

1524
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,750
You're hungry for publicity.

1525
01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:19,208
If you used your efforts at work,

1526
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,000
you would have been in my place today.

1527
01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:25,208
Now, if you'll excuse me.
I will take your leave.

1528
01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,333
He's there for you. The best.

1529
01:25:27,666 --> 01:25:29,375
Take some anesthesia before you leave.

1530
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,375
-Why?
-You're going to get thrashed.

1531
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:33,250
-Is the police outside?
-Yes.

1532
01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:34,458
Okay.

1533
01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:43,708
Dr. Satsangi.

1534
01:25:44,125 --> 01:25:45,458
No, I'm not Dr. Satsangi.

1535
01:25:45,958 --> 01:25:46,958
No.

1536
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,708
{\an8}I am experiencing some of the…

1537
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,875
{\an8}symptoms.

1538
01:26:19,666 --> 01:26:20,583
Guglu…

1539
01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:36,833
So cute.

1540
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:04,833
Doctor…

1541
01:27:05,666 --> 01:27:06,583
what's inside me?

1542
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,125
There's nothing inside you.

1543
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,791
Then… who is kicking?!

1544
01:27:11,916 --> 01:27:12,833
It's called…

1545
01:27:13,916 --> 01:27:15,500
sympathetic pregnancy.

1546
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,416
This means the husband…

1547
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:22,833
starts experiencing the pain
of his pregnant wife.

1548
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:24,583
And this happens

1549
01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:28,875
when the husband loves
his wife unconditionally.

1550
01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:31,208
His body starts reacting…

1551
01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:35,041
like his wife's body to share her pain.

1552
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,625
Your belly will go away
in a couple of days.

1553
01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:50,750
But you will experience this pain
as long as she does.

1554
01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:53,875
In medical terms,
it's called couvade syndrome

1555
01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:56,500
It's a very strange thing.

1556
01:27:57,333 --> 01:28:00,583
And although it's rare, it's true.

1557
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,416
Just like your love.

1558
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,250
<i>I won't keep it inside me today.</i>

1559
01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:21,875
<i>I will say it today.</i>

1560
01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:33,500
He…

1561
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:36,041
why isn't he crying?

1562
01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,166
Perhaps he's overjoyed.

1563
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:45,916
You…

1564
01:28:47,041 --> 01:28:48,458
you were supposed to come through me.

1565
01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:53,666
I'm sorry.

1566
01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:58,083
I'm so sorry.

1567
01:29:02,291 --> 01:29:05,958
I was running from myself, not you.

1568
01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:08,666
I had begun to hate myself…

1569
01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:12,500
not you.

1570
01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:18,375
I was looking for happiness.

1571
01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,041
You can look for it all over the world…

1572
01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:26,666
but you find it
in your own little world.

1573
01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:29,625
Even the biggest dream…

1574
01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:32,833
is too small in front of this.

1575
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,166
Son…

1576
01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,333
I'm not worthy of teaching you much.

1577
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,500
But there's just
one thing I want to tell you.

1578
01:29:45,875 --> 01:29:46,875
Hear me out.

1579
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,375
If you want to be happy…

1580
01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:51,291
then do it now.

1581
01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:54,166
If you want to fall in love…

1582
01:29:55,333 --> 01:29:56,291
then do it now.

1583
01:29:58,916 --> 01:30:00,208
If you cannot do it now…

1584
01:30:02,333 --> 01:30:04,291
you might forget it altogether like I did.

1585
01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:17,375
He is lucky.

1586
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:23,166
His father understood the meaning of love
by becoming a mother himself.

1587
01:30:24,041 --> 01:30:27,375
Love was the reason behind his condition.

1588
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:29,625
There's love within him.

1589
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,000
But he forgets to express it.

1590
01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:43,875
Until two minutes ago…

1591
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:48,125
I thought I could never
love anyone more than you.

1592
01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:52,750
<i>Son, from now on,</i>
<i>you are my number one.</i>

1593
01:30:53,666 --> 01:30:54,666
This is cheating.

1594
01:30:58,125 --> 01:31:01,875
I'll always be number one in your life.

1595
01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:05,000
<i>Don't worry,</i>
<i>you are my number one.</i>

1596
01:31:06,375 --> 01:31:10,375
I'm going to tell him
that you birthed him.

1597
01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:12,250
Hey!

1598
01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:15,791
One hundred percent.

1599
01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:19,416
Hey… that's cheating.

1600
01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:20,958
Mister Mummy!

1601
01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:25,250
I love you.

1602
01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:27,333
I…

1603
01:31:27,541 --> 01:31:29,333
Hey! Baby number two is on its way!

1604
01:31:33,291 --> 01:31:35,666
JUST LIKE WOMEN, MEN EXPERIENCE
PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS AS WELL

1605
01:31:35,750 --> 01:31:37,541
THIS CONDITION IS CALLED
"COUVADE SYNDROME"

1606
01:31:37,625 --> 01:31:39,500
IN THIS ARTICLE, YOU WILL LEARN
MORE ABOUT COUVADE SYNDROME

1607
01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:41,166
WHICH IS OFTEN EXPERIENCED
DURING PREGNANCY

1608
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,416
PREGNANT ONCE AGAIN




